Denrizzur's Comments

Sen'jin-- father of Vol'jin--'s biggest fetish was wearing goofy masks during coitus.

If you think about it, we are using the souls of those killed during the fall of Lordaeron to engage in petty battles for our amusement... It's probably best not to think about it.

Xu-Fu and Yu'lon got drunk one night and... well...

Soo... when this pet uses Acidic Goo... do you call it Gu'chi Goo? :3

A golden pig... have we learned nothing from the movie Dogma? If you place a golden statue upon a pedastal, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon will come and murder you! 

I'd name mine Ben, but I'm afraid people would start turning up mysteriously dead if I did....

This little guy looks so much more bad-ass than people are giving him credit for.

Based on this pet's thumbnail, it's obviously the spider from the movie Arachnaphobia returned to the land of the living in search of vengeance!

Saying 'Resilient Roach' is like saying 'rocky rock'. It's a redundancy..

with 'fire-proof' in it's name, you would think it would have some moves that have something to do with that instead of being yet another carbon copy... you would be disappointed.

Am I the only one that finds it amusing that this pet has a little eagle head- type thing on it and a move called 'Shock and Awe'? 

Blizzard logic.. How do you make a monkey even more awesome-looking? Put a Fez on it!!

Don't look so smug. I know what you're thinking. But taking the Ashes of A'lar was merely a setback. Did you honestly believe I would have only one Phoenix at my disposal? Hahahaha... Oh no, no, no, A'lar was only an instrument, a stepping stone to a much better Phoenix. It has all led to this... and this time, you shall not interfere!

Such a nice looking pet with such a crappy moveset... so sad.

Best looking skin of the scorpid battle pets by far. With the exception of the scorpling, the rest look silly.

Someone needs to explain to Blizz that a turnip does not look like a purple and white carrot...

This fish is the derpiest derp that ever derped.

A close relative of the much rarer Hall Monitor.

Contrary to what the name may apply, it only thinks of you as a friend.

Considering the backstory for the Ravasaur-- that they have toxic skin and such-- I'm a but disappointed that the Ravasaur pet is just a copy and paste of most of the other raptor hatchling pets. They should have given it some poisoned-based attacks at least...