After reviewing player feedback and testing, Blizzard has
determined that epic pets will not be included at launch of upcoming expansion, Legion.
However, epic pets seem to still be on the table. An
Alpha patch was just recently released and we've discovered additional data tied to epic quality pets — brand new stats!
If you were starting to tire of pets governed solely by Health, Power and Speed, this change is exactly what you've been waiting for.
Is Blizzard setting up for an
epic update for the first patch after Legion? Here's the information we've gathered so far...
10 New Epic Stats

Testing on Alpha revealed that upgrading a pet to epic not only increased

Health,

Power, and

Speed, but it also added an entirely new fourth stat
(pictured above) to the pet.
We discovered a total of
10 new epic stats. Each one gives the pet a unique effect and animation.
During testing we found that the new stat granted to an upgraded pet is entirely random, creating some... interesting outcomes.
Defense
Defense - Increases pet's ability to partially block an attack.
Resistance
Resistance - Reduces effectiveness of negative status effects (includes increased damage debuffs such as Howl and Black Claw).
Energy
Energy - Pet is enveloped in a ball of energy, causing it to move extraordinarily fast and occasionally hover mid-air.
Happiness
Happiness - Pet is constantly in a good mood, which results in a higher chance to perform well in battle.
Rage
Rage - Increases irritability and causes outbursts of anger. Raging pets have a chance to deal bonus damage and may attack nearby players.
Sadness
Sadness - Causes persistent melancholy, which results in a lower chance to perform well in battle.
Laziness
Laziness - Causes pet to become lethargic. Pets with a high Laziness stat may refuse to battle entirely.
Shine
Shine - Pets emit varying degrees of luminosity. Can inflict temporary blindness in players.
Stench
Stench - Pets emit a pungent smell. A high Stench stat can cause nearby players to get sick or become stunned.
Gluttony
Gluttony - Increases pet's desire to overeat; cannot battle when full.
Once upgraded to epic, a pet cannot be upgraded again. Better hope that RNG is in your favor when your pet receives its fourth stat, or you might wind up with a gluttonous or lazy pet that's unwilling to battle!
Abit late to the party, but just read through this April Fool's Joke, very well made and funny pictures :D
One of the best I've seen, loved reading it, and the images. The Blood Elf doing a face palm lol... Awesome job!
Oi...didn't realize this was an April Fools :(
Lol! I only realised halfway through that it was April Fool's, best and most enjoyable post for it I've seen this year, the pics are so cute :D
Great April fool!
As a side note on Epic Pets, instead of having to upgrade all pets couldn't it be introduced for new pets only from when it is itroduced? As a cosmetic upgrade only imo
This would fool me if I hadn't already read comments from the official War craft web site's April Fool's.
My hate for April 1st grows. XD
Ah, this made my day!
The gluttony pic is perfection :)
I loved Happiness & I agree something we could use on our pet to give them some of these just for looks would be fun!:D
Happiness cow made my morning, thank you :) Now I hope we get some sort of petals we can sprinkle on our pets for this effect!
hahaha . . . Gluttony . . . that whelpling!
What if a pet gathers {◕ ◡ ◕} Happiness and Sadness simultaneously? The Pet Journal will explode?
I can't believe that I bought that hook, line and sinker.
:0
happy april first may all your ponies be unicorns :)
Lol these are great! A part of me wishes these were real.